Tamagartchi

Rejoice, Gar acolytes; the latest breakthroughs in Gar-related industries have led to this moment: the release of Tamagartchi, the most realistic simulation of The Gar Experience from RemSoft® Industries to date! Feel as if your Gar is really real - because he is! Each copy of Tamagartchi is uniquely personalized, containing a real, live, sapient, self-aware Gar. Feel satisfied as you take care of your Gar's needs, knowing that he is consciously aware and appreciates it. Or, delight in neglecting your Gar, knowing that he suffers endlessly within his digital prison! The choice is up to you! 

Instructions:

The numbered bars on the left-hand side of the screen mark your Gar's needs. Don't let them get too low!

HUNGER: Your Gar needs food to live! His hunger meter will decrease over time. Click the "food" icon on the right-hand side of the screen, and drag some over to your Gar to replenish him. Make sure it doesn't reach zero, or your Gar will pass away!

THIRST: Gar also needs to drink water. Drag a glass of water from the "water" on the right-hand side of the screen over to the Gar to replenish his thirst. His thirst meter decreases a little more quickly than his hunger meter, so you'll have to be extra careful not to let it drop to zero!

BLADDER: Gar will defecate himself from time to time. Drag and drop the feces to the "toilet" icon on the right-hand side of the screen. Don't worry if this meter drops to zero; "When you have got to go, you have got to go," as they say! 

SLEEP: This meter decreases the slowest. Once it reaches zero, your Gar will automatically take a nap. He will sleep faster depending on how happy he is, but be careful not to wake him up while he is "catching some Zee's"!

HAPPINESS: If Gar's needs are not met, he will become unhappy. You can bring your Gar's happiness up by petting him. Simply click anywhere on your Gar to "Hashtag Pet The Doggo"!! (Gar). Make sure this meter stays above zero, or your Gar might die of a broken heart!

Things Gar likes: 

- Being well-fed, watered, and not sleepy,

- His area being clear of obstacles such as food, water, and feces,

Things Gar does not like:

- Being woken up while sleeping

- His room getting crowded with food or water

- His room getting crowded with his own feces

- When people try to force him to eat his own feces

- Violently drowning

If you have any inquiries about these instructions or in the case of a faulty unit, please contact your RemSoft® Representative during local business hours.